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The Internet Has Decided Giraffes Shouldn’t Be Real

Fort McMurray, AB, Canada / MIX 103.7

There are plenty of crazy animals invented throughout the years. Unicorns, Dragons, Big Foot, but when you think about it some of the animals that actually exist seem far less likely than the ones in fantasy. This tweet describes it perfectly.

When you think about it, there are lots of weird alien animals.

Jellyfish

Angry, electric garbage bags with no brain.

Platypus

Wiggly poisonous aquatic gophers with a beaver tail and a duckbill

Cats

Tiny apex predators with liquid skeletons that can mimic human infant sounds to manipulate us (That’s what they are doing when they meow. Like Predator mimicking the human voice to hunt us.)

 

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