In Chicago it’s illegal to eat in a place that is on fire.
In Oklahoma it’s illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7pm.
In West Virginia it’s illegal to whistle underwater.
In Tennessee it’s illegal to share Netflix Log In
In Illinois it’s illegal to pee in your neighbours mouth.
In Michigan, a robber is allowed to sue if they hurt themselves while robbing.
In Nebraska it’s illegal to go Whale Fishing – there is no ocean in Nerbraska, they are literally in the middle of the states!
In Arizona, anyone caught stealing soap must wash themselves until it’s all used up
In Texas It’s illegal to sell your eyeball.
In San Antonio it’s illegal to flirt with someone
It is against the law to have sex with a corpse in Illinois
In Alaska, it’s illegal to get drunk in a bar and remain on the premises. – Isn’t that the whole point of a bar?
In Florida, there no dwarf-tossing allowed – I wonder how many times this happened that they had to make it a law!
In Minnesota, any game in which participants attempt to capture a greased or oiled pig is illegal- But it’s not greased or oiled its chill!
Except for married couples, sex is completely banned in Virginia.
In Connecticut for a pickle to legally be called a pickle, it must bounce
Visitors beware: it is strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly.
in Florida it is a felony to sell your children
In, Galesburg, Illinois, city law strictly prohibits “fancy riding” of any bicycle on city streets, particularly riding with both hands removed from the handlebars, both feet removed from the pedals, or “any acrobatic” shenanigans.
In the municipality of French Lick Springs, all black cats must wear bells around their necks on Friday the 13th.