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Things it would be weird to microwave

Fort McMurray, AB, Canada / MIX 103.7
Things it would be weird to microwave

Sometimes I have the weirdest epiphanies, but life isn’t all science and politics, now is it? YEAH.

So, I was thinking about things you wouldn’t want to touch with a ten-foot pole never mind eat after they’ve been microwaved. The ideas came to me and the more I had, the weirder they got.

Here’s the list in chronological order of when they popped up in my mind.

  1.  Raw mushrooms
  2. Raw baby carrots
  3. Frozen Pizza
  4. Tea
  5. An apple
  6. Orange slices
  7. Sushi
  8. Sponges
  9. An egg salad sandwich
  10. Grapes
  11. Date square
  12. Cake
  13. Ice Cream
  14. A full hot dog, hotdog bun and all the fixings

It’s hard-hitting. It has journalistic integrity. It’s things that would just be super weird if zapped in a microwave. :p

Would you eat any of these?

Taylor Rey

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  1. Only thing I wouldn’t microwave is a sponge, although it would surely kill all the grossness that lives in the nooks and crannies of a sponge, never use a sponge, gross.

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