We can tell you what we all do, but we have no idea why we do it. It’s another round of Why Do We Do This?
When the internet is down, we click refresh endlessly like trying to find food in an empty fridge.
We let our crush know we’re interested by suggesting they date a friend of ours instead.
We tell the cab driver we’ve made it home too quietly, then wait until they stop at the end of the block to say “right here’s good.”
We stop by a friend’s house because we’re in the neighbourhood, then second guess the surprise visit and text from the driveway.
We make food and sit down to eat with Netflix on the tv, then spend the next 20 minutes choosing something while our food gets cold. Sometimes we don’t even settle on anything.