The reason why eludes us all, but we all do these bizarre things nonetheless. It’s time for another round of Why Do We Do This?
We try to park as close to the doors as possible when we’re going to the gym to workout.
We realize we’re walking behind someone we know, so we slow to a snail’s pace to let them disappear.
We meet someone new and forget their name within 2 minutes. Obviously we can’t ever talk to that person again. Such a shame, they seemed nice.
We let the hairdresser know how much we despise our new haircut by thanking them and tipping way too much.
We get a card to sign, then spend an hour trying to write a line with a sweet sentiment, but also one that lets the person know you barely tolerate them.