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What’s in the swag bag??!!

Fort McMurray, AB, Canada / MIX 103.7

Like movie stars and top selling artists need more swag, let’s be honest. They’ve got swag for days. Well they will be getting more swag just for attending the Oscars. Swag value $250,000!

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Breakdown of exactly what’s in the bag man:

A 10-day, first-class trip to Israel: $55,000

A year’s worth of unlimited Audi car rentals from Silvercar: $45,000. If Jonah Hill can look hot driving an Audi so can you!

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A lifetime supply of skin creams from Lizora: $31,200

Halo Purely for Pets donation of pet food to an animal shelter: $6,300

A 15-day walking tour of Japan: $45,000

Hydroxycut weight-loss Gummies: $19.98

Dandi antiperspirant patch: $21

Three private training sessions with Jay Cardiello, a “celebrity wellness expert” and star of ABC’s My Diet Is Better Than Yours: $1,400

Personal fitness sessions with celebrity trainer Alexi Seletzky: $900

A Fit Club TV “Ultimate Fitness Package” in a private villa: $6,250

Sundial Power Coating: $500

Belldini clothing: $300+

A Steamist Total At Home Spa: $5,060

Unspecified gift from the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria, Sorrento: $5,000

Unspecified gift from the Grand Hotel Tremezzo, Lake Como: $5,000

Unspecified gift from the Golden Door Spa, California: $4,800

Ultherapy, a laser skin-tightening procedure: $5,530

Tribute: $125

Delovery personalized gift baskets: $2,000

A “Vampire Breast Lift”, which uses blood to enhance the appearance of a woman’s breasts: $1,900. Below is that time Kim Kardashian got the “Vampire face lift”. She’ll try anything once!

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Products from the Healing Saint by Dr Jane 360 range: $193

Lat & Lo jewelry: $150

Caolion skin care: $134

Slimware: $29.95

Personalized M&Ms: $300

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A Rouge Maple selection box including Maple Syrup, salad dressing, mustard: $99

Zekkle Edge: $125

Sedona Lace makeup brushes: $109.95

Nuelle Fiera Arouser For Her: $250

A Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer: $249.99

El Silencio mezcal: $75

Mission1 Clean Protein Bar: $5.64/box

Phantom Glass screen protector: $49.95-$59.95

Memobottle plastic water bottles: $47

Greenhill Winery & Vineyards: $39

Chocolatines treats: $35

Farm Wife Style handmade jewelry: $25

Purely Inspired Organic Protein: $19.97

Gleener on the Go portable lint brush: $11.99

Joseph’s Toiletries “The Welcomer”, including six packs of the “most soothing and absorbent tissue paper in the world” $275

Signature Vodka: $70. Excuse me as I go buy my own vodka and slam it. The result of reading this.

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Thanks MASHABLE! I guess my invite got lost in the mail.

-Kirby- 

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