Hello, Lauren Conrad

Audrina is totally getting hers. What the hell did she expect? She played Erika Christensen with Justin in the pool and ignited him. However, Justin is acting like “true player for real, ask Puff Daddy” but he’s totally fronting like he ain’t bout to knock Audrina. He could’ve had any of the desperate skanks that Doug recruited from Chili’s for the rest of the meshbacks but he only wanted Audrina. Justifiably so. They’re both acting like children and will end up back together and regret it. At which point, they’ll get bored and complain to their respective support groups. Maybe that’s why LC got with Justin? Because she was tired of Audrina griping about the situation. She was probably like “fine, I’ll make the decision for you”. With friends like that….

Am I seriously going to have to watch The City?