This poor woman wanted to know how she could open this cupboard with out breaking all of her dishes. She went to the internet for help. Here are some of the responses.
Insert a deflated balloon to the bottom, gradually inflate as door open to hold the stack
Try ctrl + Z… this will work
Tape the cupboard with scallop tape, then leave it for your grandchildren to deal with; or save it as a future dowry for your daughter.
gather your friends..make it a party! open the door and as the bowls crash to the floor.. yell OPA! and then you all have a drink together to toast the occasion.
Watch pictures of cute animals until you are in a good mood. Open the door and see the mess, be devastated. Read stories about nice humans helping animals. Be glad again. (Go shopping for new dishes.)
The Jigsaw puzzle champion solution: buy glue suitable for ceramics. Open the door quickly. Have fun for hours!
Photoshop the image as to how it was before this happened and print out the image and stick it in the glass
Spend a few months in the secret mountain tops of Japan and train. You must become a ninja with lightning reflexes. With your newly found ninja skills catching those plates when you open the cupboard will be easy.
Fly with the cupboard into the outer space. Open it safely. Then go back.
Sell the house
Duct tape the front doors of the cupboard shut. Put the cupboard on the floor with the back facing up. Remove the back and voila you did it!
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