Sometimes I have the weirdest epiphanies, but life isn’t all science and politics, now is it? YEAH.
So, I was thinking about things you wouldn’t want to touch with a ten-foot pole never mind eat after they’ve been microwaved. The ideas came to me and the more I had, the weirder they got.
Here’s the list in chronological order of when they popped up in my mind.
- Raw mushrooms
- Raw baby carrots
- Frozen Pizza
- An apple
- Orange slices
- An egg salad sandwich
- Date square
- Ice Cream
- A full hot dog, hotdog bun and all the fixings
It’s hard-hitting. It has journalistic integrity. It’s things that would just be super weird if zapped in a microwave. :p
Would you eat any of these?