We all do very strange and very awkward things. I couldn’t tell you why, but I can tell you what some of them are. What’s your awkward crutch?
Becoming immediately and very visibly impatient as soon as you’ve typed your pin into an ATM. How else will people in line know that the wait is completely out of your hands now?
Never once paying with exact change without either declaring the precise amount of money, or saying “I think that’s right.”
Realizing you’re walking the wrong direction, but not being able to turn around without getting a fake notification on your phone.
Wanting the last piece of food on the table, and trying to force it on each person before declaring “Well I guess I’ll finish it off then.” That’s if one of them doesn’t take you up on your suggestion, like a jerk.
Saying goodbye to people, only to walk in the exact same direction in near silence for 10 agonizing minutes.